why you shouldnt be a midget:
first off - you are short. this makes it really hard to run.
2nd - you are fat this combined with #1 makes it
rreeeeally hard to run
3rd - you are bearded.... and they itch
4th - you are moody... and who wants to be pissed off?
5th - massive green things that spawned from mushrooms from space live and die just to murder you and all your midget friends.
why you would wanna b a stuntie:
1. you have large amounts of explosives.
2. you have massive hammers!
3. errrr.... ehhhhh...
4. your..... ehhh... women have large tracts of land!
(oh no i just didnt go there
)
so you want to be a midget do you?
